J. ALBERT - BANGED UP ABROAD

J. Albert always dreamt of visiting both Westfield shopping centres in one day, but his decision to cross the pond on this trip of a lifetime landed him in one of London’s most notorious prisons. After a briefly tearful interrogation, New York's slimmest roid-head swaps the guitar for an MPC in a performance reminiscent of Johnny Cash’s infamous visit to Folsom.

Starring: Jio Alberto Nadal

Video by Ja Humby